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PROFESSOR ELTON DIMAGGIO EXPOSES GIRAFFES

Original Oakland Zoo recording: the presenter stands before the giraffe enclosure.
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Although this video was censored by the zoo in order to allow the portrayal of the facts only in the form of satire, Professor Elton Dimaggio manages to display some of the key facts currently being considered in the larger debate into the existence of the giraffe.

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22points

The two recordings on Expose Giraffes both play. I remembered the Professor video much more clearly than the written introduction, which is probably why I thought I remembered the whole argument.

The Anonymous one is a different sort of message. I keep seeing people put a quote from one above a screenshot of the other. Please use the actual links.

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mothproof
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A playback timestamp is not the date somebody uploaded the file. Keep both if either is important.

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teaspoon
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Yes. I meant the recordings can be opened now, not that either was made this week.

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windowseat
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The Professor introduction says the facts were permitted only as satire. That is their claim about the recording, not a caption I added.

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halfstep
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I was looking for the Anonymous message, so the separate links help. The screenshots all seem to start halfway through.

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marl
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A joke made in a video does not prove that the people presenting it elsewhere believe it.

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wrenched
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The site is presenting an argument using the video. We can argue with the argument without pretending the clip has vanished.

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