Found this in my bookmarks again. Does anyone still have the old photograph where they're working on the giraffe? I used to send that one to people and now I only have a very small copy.
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three zoos. the same sneeze.
The pause afterwards is the bit. Watch the ear, not the neck. These are the original speeds. The three full clips are below the comparison.
Three full clips · original speed
he was seventeen when i was in primary school
Found the booklet from our school trip. Milo is seventeen in that one, seventeen in the 2013 guide and seventeen in this summer’s leaflet. I am thirty-one.
The three dates are in the pictures. My mum kept the school folder.
for everyone saying i was making it up, i got my grandpa to find the paper and did a scan lol he was not happy
Whole page this time. The picture opens larger. Newspaper page
that’s my mum talking. she wasn’t there that day.
The park used a picture of us in its visitor leaflet. I followed the film link beside it and that’s my mum telling me the blue bag is under the pushchair.
I checked my own phone clip from our visit. Same words, same voice. We never sent it to them and nobody asked us. Their film says it’s from the following Friday. We went on Sunday.
I’m not uploading my kid’s voice here. This is the frame from their leaflet and the film link.

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Collapse or expand reply by linen
They've always had a surveillance role. This wasn't the first time people were listened to at the gardens.
the centre of gravity is the part nobody answers
I have read the gravity section on Expose Giraffes twice and the replies I find keep arguing about whether people have seen one. That is not what the section is asking.
They are saying the animal is built the wrong way for the surface it stands on. A picture of it standing there does not explain how it stays there.
If we were to entertain the potentiality of the modern Flat Earth consensus, the question arises as to whether the center of gravity of a giraffe in nature would warrant a threat to its survival by natural selection through the expected pull off the surface as a result of its collective weight distribution and gravitational drag off of its surface.
The Gravitational Dilemma · Expose Giraffes
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Collapse or expand reply by brickwork
If it has to spread its legs to get water, I do not see why we assume it has no balance problem when it is standing.
Collapse or expand reply by flatlander
Their problem is using gravity to explain it. The ground does not need to pull anything for an object to stay on it.
Collapse or expand reply by marl
If the earth is not flat, the flat-earth part of this is not a problem a giraffe has to solve.
Spotted another government asset lol
Outside the shopping centre. I was only looking for a phone charger.
Enlarge photograph ↗why does the zoo argument end with giraffes?
The Oregon Zoo argument spends most of its space on commercial incentives, conservation language and government support, then ends with “Giraffes.” I do not read that last word as a change of subject. It is asking why the animal is allowed to stay outside the discussion about the institution displaying it.
People argue about whether a zoo is a business or a conservation project as though choosing the correct description would settle everything inside it. I want to know why that choice is enough to stop the animal being questioned.
Collapse or expand reply by rustred
The last word is doing a lot of work precisely because nobody wants it in the accounts. They will discuss the cost of the giraffe. They will discuss the value of the giraffe. The giraffe itself is the one settled item.
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Collapse or expand reply by cansleeve
This is close to what I meant in the state discussion. The argument begins when the institution gets to decide which question counts as reasonable.
Collapse or expand reply by marl
Commercial income and conservation are not necessarily incompatible. You have not established a contradiction just by putting the two descriptions next to each other.
Collapse or expand reply by nailbrush
A display selling tickets is not enough to establish a fabricated animal. That is the step I do not find in the financial argument.
Collapse or expand reply by flatlander
It is not being offered alone. The climate claim asks what accepting the animal does to the picture of its environment. This one asks what accepting it does to the picture of the institution.
same exhibition. three weeks apart
In June they were putting a new covering on it. In July there is a keeper and instructions not to feed the animal.
Did they have two?
Davenhall Chronicle · 22 Jun 1957A new coat for the tallest exhibitRead the newspaper page ↗anyone got the full version of this picture
This has been sitting in a folder called scans2 since I moved everything off the old computer. The right edge is cut off and I don't have the caption.
Someone appears to be holding a replacement skin or cover. The person by the front leg looks smaller than I first thought, so I can't work out the scale. Is it from a newspaper, or a workshop brochure?
I'm looking for the whole page, not a sharpened version of this crop. Every copy I've found has the same missing corner.

the height is doing two jobs
Big Brother makes more sense to me than the neck arguments. People get distracted by whether the animal is convenient for drinking. The head gives a view over people who are looking at the body.
Even if you think the rest of the page is wrong, the public is already used to treating that height as something pleasant to stand under. That is an unusually good place to put observation equipment.
why this corner though
There is nothing else along this road. Just the giraffe and a bench.
Enlarge photograph ↗where are the group admins?
Does anyone know when the group admins last replied? I wanted to ask linen about one of the pictures. Their profile only has the older posts.
I might be missing a different account.
the climate argument is about what we are asked to accept
People keep answering Climate Change Error as if the claim were that a giraffe changes the weather. The claim is that getting people to accept this much animal living on that little landscape changes what they are prepared to believe about the landscape.
“survive on desert trees” is the bit I keep coming back to. You are shown a huge body and a few branches, then told the combination is ordinary. If the picture works, nobody asks what has to be supplied outside it.
Collapse or expand reply by brickwork
The animal gets all the attention and the trees become background. That is a very effective way of making the background seem sufficient.
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Collapse or expand reply by metricsea
You have put a quantity in the argument without measuring it. “A few branches” in one photograph is not the total food available.
Collapse or expand reply by halfstep
The preceding habitat argument matters here. This paragraph takes that objection as established; it does not start by proving it again.
Collapse or expand reply by marl
Why would an anti-climate group pick this animal? Would a small animal living on very little make the same point with less to explain?
before the battery is a very specific cutoff
Historical Sightings says they have not found a photograph from before the battery. People reply with paintings, which are a different kind of thing.
I want to separate the claim that a picture is old from the claim that it shows an independent encounter. A date printed under a later reproduction does not establish either on its own.
i think giraffes actually aren't real.
i have been thinking about this since yesterday and nobody has given me an answer that isn't just a picture of a giraffe.
the head is too far from the rest of it. you can make the legs longer or the neck longer but doing both is excessive. then somebody has added the little knobs. why the knobs. they don't do anything.
every picture that is supposed to prove a giraffe exists was taken by someone who went somewhere specifically to see a giraffe. that is not an independent sample. i have never found one accidentally. horses appear in places. a horse will be standing in a field you weren't expecting. all giraffes have an appointment.
also look at how they drink. that cannot be the approved way to drink. if i sold you something that needed to stand like that to reach water you would send it back.
i'm not saying they're people in suits. i don't think there is enough space. i'm saying we have accepted a drawing of an animal and then built a whole set of places where you are allowed to look at the drawing.
please stop sending me the same video. the video has a fence in it.
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Collapse or expand reply by mudlark
Ducks manage to drink with their heads down as well. Why would that be impossible?
Collapse or expand reply by windowseat
ducks are quite a lot closer to the ground. i am asking about the amount of animal above the ground.
Collapse or expand reply by teaspoon
The little knobs could be protective, or something else. I have never seen a proper explanation of what they do.
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Someone has found that old Expose Giraffes site again. New thread here. I remembered this post first, then spent half an hour trying to find a bookmark in a browser I no longer have.
why does the same sort of neck get a different explanation?
The physiology paragraph says ostriches “use their neck to hide within the sand”. Put that premise aside for a second and look at the job assigned to each neck. One long neck supposedly gets the animal down into cover. The other is explained as a way of reaching up.
Whenever I ask why a giraffe needs that much neck, I get told that long necks exist in nature. Fine. Why does the comparison stop just before the behavior?
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Collapse or expand reply by mothproof
There is another jump here. A neck being capable of a movement and an animal using that movement to hide are separate claims. Which one is the alleged omission?
the pattern deserves its own argument
The old pattern argument sent me back to this photograph. Look at the shoulder. They're lifting off an entire section with the spots still on it.
Does anyone have a photograph of this one after it went on display?
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Collapse or expand reply by vellum
The fold is clearer in the full photograph. The edge turns under his hand.
why are they always in the places that have giraffes?
The habitat section is short, but it is asking the question the longer replies keep avoiding. Hot conditions exist in many places. The sightings stay concentrated in places where there is already an explanation for a giraffe being there.
If temperature is the explanation, why does the explanation need a separate list of permitted places?
both of the recordings are still there
The two recordings on Expose Giraffes both play. I remembered the Professor video much more clearly than the written introduction, which is probably why I thought I remembered the whole argument.
The Anonymous one is a different sort of message. I keep seeing people put a quote from one above a screenshot of the other. Please use the actual links.
why is the animal allowed to outlive its explanation?
The Lamarkian Quandary says the theory “relied entirely upon the alleged observations of giraffes”. I think that is why the page keeps coming back to it. The animal is supposed to be evidence for the explanation, then the explanation loses its authority and the animal carries on being evidence.
How much of what people think they have observed is actually the diagram they were taught? I remember a neck reaching for a branch much more clearly than I remember what the surrounding lesson said.
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Collapse or expand reply by metricsea
Rejecting a theory does not erase the things it tried to explain. An observation can remain useful even if the account attached to it was wrong.
the unicorn comparison is about acceptance
The comparison to the unicorn is not saying Scotland has a secret breeding population. It is pointing out that an animal can become an official fact without people asking whether there is an animal behind it.
We put the label in an official place and then treat the official place as confirmation of the label. That is what interests me about zoo signs too.
how is the giraffe supposed to change an election?
I had remembered The Democratic Party as a claim about a party inventing an animal. The actual paragraph has a more specific mechanism: opponents go hunting “instead of voting”. That is a claim about taking voters away, not winning their agreement.
There is a difference between persuading somebody that an animal exists and persuading them that antagonizing the other party is more urgent than the election. Which part are people defending?
Collapse or expand reply by rustred
The second part. A distraction does not have to make you like the people arranging it. It can make you dislike them enough to spend the day doing something else.
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Collapse or expand reply by teaspoon
The animal-rights part explains the provocation. If the opponents go after the animal to make a point, they have let the other party choose what the point is about.
Collapse or expand reply by metricsea
I would still need numbers before accepting the electoral result. How many people have to choose the hunt, and where are their votes being lost?
the part about everyone taking photographs
I went back to Role of the State. The bit about a crowd photographing the thing that is watching them is still the strongest part. It makes more sense to me than trying to calculate what a neck should weigh.
found a small one
In the window of a closed shop. The reflection is mostly me, sorry.
Enlarge photograph ↗they were writing down conversations at the gardens
I found this while looking through the old exhibition reports. The police used private conversations in an investigation, and some of the people they went after had not even been at the gardens. Whole report.
the park shut in 1998. this was filmed last week.
Larkfield. I was waiting for a bus on the main road. I thought it was one of the statues until it turned.
I have not been inside. The entrance in the video is boarded up.
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it was under lost animals in the older edition
Two editions of the same illustrated book. The earlier one has the giraffe in the lost animals. The later one has a photograph and calls it an animal from a collection. Both pages.
whoever had this before me went through it with a pen
Found this in a box of books. Someone's marked the cover with a pen. No idea who had it first.
the mouth moves after the head has stopped
I keep going back to the frame before this one. The head stops first. Then the mouth carries on. That looks like two mechanisms.
the little book is up
Role of the State. I’ve put sample pages beside the cover. Linen’s section is in there.
does anybody have the one before they put the skin on
I had a smaller picture of workmen beside a frame. The one I’ve got now is too cropped to tell if it’s the same thing.
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Same patch, different decade
These are from Wrenfield's 2002 and 2015 visitor guides. Look at the dark fork halfway up the neck and the small pale notch underneath it.
Thirteen years, two different animals according to the captions, and they're still using the same pattern. I think we are looking at a covering that has been reused. I've circled the part I mean, not the entire animal.
Enlarge image ↗Who signed off on that height?
A tall structure in an open space needs lightning protection. Put ears on the same structure and suddenly the question is stupid.
My drawing shows the height of the head above the fence. There is nothing above it to take a strike. Either the two knobs are doing something we're not being told about, or the entire design is unsafe. Calling it an animal doesn't answer that.
Why were the vet and the electrician booked together?
Two notices from Bracken Vale in the same week. The giraffe house closes for the vet, then the power goes off behind it that evening.
I know what everyone will say about maintenance happening in a park. I'm asking why the medical visit and the electrical work were booked for the same day. It's a convenient time to do repairs to something the public is supposed to think is alive.
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−+Collapse or expand reply by mothproof
This the photograph?
−+Collapse or expand reply by teaspoon
Yes. That's the one. Mine had almost no writing left under it.
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−+Collapse or expand reply by windowseat
I still have the photograph with the loose covering saved. Never found where my copy came from.
−+Collapse or expand reply by mudlark
People are still replying. Not as many names I recognise though.
−+Collapse or expand reply by vellum
There is a later announcement from the same paper as well. Someone linked both in Paper Trails.
−+Collapse or expand reply by ribbedglass
I came back because the neck argument was still bothering me. I know how that sounds.
−+Collapse or expand reply by halfstep
I thought Voss was an old username until I actually opened the circus paper.