The broadcast room
Testimony the investigation considers essential.
Recorded testimony
Although this video was censored by the zoo in order to allow the portrayal of the facts only in the form of satire, Professor Elton Dimaggio manages to display some of the key facts currently being considered in the larger debate into the existence of the giraffe.
Encrypted relay
Learn yourself the wisdom and contribute your findings. This message was sent to us through an encrypted server by members of the hacker group, Anonymous.
The conversation
The two recordings on Expose Giraffes both play. I remembered the Professor video much more clearly than the written introduction, which is probably why I thought I remembered the whole argument.
The Anonymous one is a different sort of message. I keep seeing people put a quote from one above a screenshot of the other. Please use the actual links.
Flat Giraffers